1. fartgallery:

    4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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  4. doritos-maragaritos:

    theramen:

    wellhellotello:

    fckingmajeliblood:

    so-much-hilarity:

    I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

    the king of the jungle

    in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

    I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

    Its the alpha

    (via thefaultinourpizzas)

     
  5. lightspeedsound:

    oh my god this is so fucking meta it hurts 

    (Source: heyyoshimi, via crackintheuniverse)

     
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  8. into-every-generation:

    buffystolethetardis:

    humnoo:

    a-pariah:

    why is the female hero so often tomboyish

    why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

    with my hair curler

    Um…

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    how do you forget buffy?

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    HOW

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    COULD

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    YOU

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    FORGET

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    BUFFY?

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    (Source: 2005graphics, via natreidess)

     
  9. utter-fucktard:

    If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.

    (Source: utter-fuckwad, via thefaultinourpizzas)

     
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  12. Paul Rudd impersonating Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

    (Source: theworldofcinema, via officerellenripley)

     

  13. thefourteenthdoctor:

    1dfangirlpreferences:

    thefourteenthdoctor:

    zeustreats:

    jesuschristvevo:

    i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

    That’s a prison cell

    In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

    I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

    you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

    oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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  14. elsasexual:

    when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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  15. dylanthescientist:

    princetanaka:

    just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

    (cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

    (Source: princetanaka, via thefaultinourpizzas)