1. anonymousnerdgirl:

    eattheclones:

    i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter 

    imagine the havoc

    imagine the photos

    Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.

    (Source: ledaclones, via thefaultinourpizzas)

     
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  3. marblechemist:

    labyrinth-of-lucifer:

    I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

    Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

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    1. juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
    2. romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?
     
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  5. stripper-princess:

    such a powerful message

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  6. "It had occurred to me that all human beings are divided
    into those who wish to move forward
    and those who wish to go back."
    — Louise Glück, Faithful and Virtuous Night (via poemusicoffee)

    (Source: mythologyofblue, via journalofanobody)

     

  7. screamandshout:

    "you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

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  8. "You were the hardest lesson I ever had to learn."
    — My Ten Word Story (via soulsscrawl)

    (Source: thr0wmyfaith, via lozzaskinner)

     
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  10. "HAKUNA MA’VODKA"
    — it means no memories, for the rest of the night. (via floralprintharry)

    (Source: xxxl0veleenxxx, via thefaultinourpizzas)

     
  11. unrequitedchronicles:

    hoodbypussy:

    Évolution inversée

    “It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
    ― Pablo Picasso

    Damn.

    (via augusteden)

     

  12. Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

    rememberingsuunday:

    fuckboy symptoms:

    • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
    • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
    • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
    • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

    how to spot a fuckboy:

    • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
    • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
    • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
    • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
    • can’t find the clitoris

    fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

     

  13. phantomdoodler:

    "what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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  14. emkaymlp:

    drenching-explosive-climax:

    namelessshameless:

    rememberthstars:

    Thanksgiving is coming!

    Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 

    Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 

    Did you just do that. 

    The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

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