1. elizabitchtaylor:

    If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

    (via i-have-beards)

     
  2. burntlikethesun:

    I don’t make a habit of sleeping with men I’ve hardly spoken to but if I do it now and again, it doesn’t make me a bad person, so you can fuck off, Popey.

    (via courtneygi)

     
  3. quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

    This boy is a genius.

    (Source: wineforthree, via thefaultinourpizzas)

     
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  5. "

    I know I’ve told this story before, but my abusive ex refused to let me take birth control. I was on the pill until he found them in my purse.

    I went to the Student Health Center—they were completely unhelpful, choosing to lecture me about the importance of safe sex (recommending condoms) instead of actually listening to my problem.

    Then I went to Planned Parenthood. The Nurse Practitioner took one look at my fading bruises and stopped the exam. She called in the doctor. The doctor came in and simply asked me: “Are you ready to leave him?” When I denied that I was being abused, she didn’t argue with me. She just asked me what I needed. I said I need a birth control method that my boyfriend couldn’t detect. She recommended a few options and we decided on Depo.

    When I told her that my boyfriend read my emails and listened to my phone messages and was known to follow me, she suggested to do the Depo injections at off hours when the clinic was normally closed. She made a note in my chart and instructed the front desk never to leave messages for me—instead, she programmed her personal cell phone number into my phone under the name “Nora”. She told me she would call me to schedule my appointments; she wouldn’t leave a message, but I should call her back when I was able to.

    And that was it. No judgment. No lecture. She walked me to the door and told me to call her day or night if I needed anything. That she lived 5 blocks from campus and would come get me. That I wasn’t alone. That she just wanted me to be safe.

    I never called her to come to my rescue. But I have no doubt that she would have come if I had called. She kept me on Depo for a year, giving me those monthly injections in secret, helping me prevent a desperately unwanted pregnancy.

    I cannot thank Planned Parenthood enough for the work they do.

    "
    — 

    Curious Georgiana

    always reblog.

    (via housewifeswag)

    (Source: sexistmorons, via thefaultinourpizzas)

     

    1. me: whats your opinion on tampons
    2. little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
    3. me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
    4. little brother: why
    5. me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
    6. little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
    7. me:
    8. little brother:
    9. me: that is a fantastic point
     
  6. se7enteenblack:

    lightur:

    neopats:

    aduhm:

    if your kids can’t do this then throw them in the garbage

    that was so hype what

    how

    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

    (Source: a--twist-in-my-story, via crackintheuniverse)

     
     
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  8. hotslut69:

    did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

    (via thefaultinourpizzas)

     
  9. teamdickrats:

    stars-will-lead-the-way:

    incision:

    elizabethii:

    The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

    she’s so cute

    anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

    HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

    (via thefaultinourpizzas)

     
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  11. thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

    Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

    (via natreidess)

     

  12. algrenion:

    overlypolitebisexual:

    whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

     

    (via natreidess)

     
  13. raises-the-dead:

    heyfunniest:

    Things To Know for no reason. (part 2)

    [Part 1 - here]

    HOLY SHIT ALASKA DOES NOT FUCK AROUND

    (via thefaultinourpizzas)

     
  14. (Source: cumberbum, via josie-packard)